Medical Rank Factory

Please note that anyone who gets into the campus with a decision to have a good time with friends and not to study are not at all welcome. This place is officially a place for serious studies only. But everythng official is not accepted by everyone, right? Though the wardens are very strict and talking, playing nd wasting time is banned, once you perform well, it's all right to relax a bit- provided you don't disturb others who study better than you.

But if Prof.P.C. Thomas gets to know about this, the next thing you get is an injunction order from him asking you to kindly vacate this place along with the refunds he owes you; plus a string of hot maledicts and thundering curses.

Think Twice.

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Prof PCThomas Classes sprawl across the city, budding of new centres and hostel facilities. The centers are truely the spots of high class training, but the unneccesary weeds that crawl in(students with no intentions to study) cause a major disaster and hinderance to the hardworking students and a gradual lose of overall momentum could be inevitably observed. From my experience, I can say that this observation still holds good, inspite of the constant surviellance cameras that monitor each students performa. During my initial days as a day scholar, I could feel the momentum losing from me too, until none of it was left for the battle. 

I lost my first battle against the PMT due to this very factor. But from my colleagues who joined the Acharya's hostel came out in flying colours and it was later I realised that it wasn't the Centers but the Hostels that were nicknamed as 'Medical Rank Factories'. I enrolled at the Elamthuruthy campus, one of the best hostels of Prof.PC Thomas classes and yes, I have realised my dream.

I would strongly urge anyone aspiring for a medical seat to enroll themselves in the Elamthuruthy campus for best results.

Talking about surviving the elamthuruthy campus, the first hurdle and the strictest of all is- Wake up at 5:00 am. If you are not ready, be prepared for a three wrecth salute of the wardens, and if you are lucky to have Mr.Vijayaraj as your head warden, you can experience his Scourge. If you are a Roman Catholic, The Holy Mass ervice is compulsory. It starts at 5:45 am and ends at about 6:45 am.

Breakfast awaits your bellies at 7:00 am in the morning, and if you are a regular schoolkid you'll be out by 8:45. If you don't have classes, the Lunch time is at 12 noon. And You can have a tea break at around 4:00. Boy's Have Walking time at 5:30 and girls at 5:00 pm. Dinner's at 7:00 pm and you will get lime tea at 9:00 and milk at 10.00 pm. You are only allowed to sleep after 11:00 pm, exxcept at ocassions when you have some illness. You can stay a maximum upto 12 pm, when the night wardens come and fuss over the studious guys to turn out the lights and konk your heads out on your beds.

The rest of the time: STUDY!

One of the maor moanings that fill even the leaky corners of elamthuruthy is the persistent compliant of the food. As a matter of fact, one can never get dispirited by the amount they serve you, but its the taste that matters. The insitution purchases the best quality food items, but the cooks are, I must say a little bit corrupt.

Most of the head-on complainers don't realise that they are served with the best food in the town and none of the other privtae hostels serves you with good food as this. At first, many might consider it as non-edible, but it's alright- anyone could get accustomed to it within a few weeks. As per the safety of the food- it's perfectly clean and uncontaminated. They never serve you the sme food again. If some food has been left over after a meal, they give it to charity. One gets only freshly prepared meals every time.

Moreover, the hostel authorities give you boiled water. If there is any signs of E.coli in the drinking water, then they give you bottled mineral water. So nothing to worry about them either.

Laundry
There is a free laundry service for the inmates of elamthuruthy hostel. Clothes will be collected at least once a week and would be returned within 3-4 working days. The only problem is that the dirt in your collars wouldn't be disturbed and if it takes too long for delivery, you can expect a fungal comapnion.

Stationary
There is a small stationery outlet which opens according to a predefined time set by the owner of Relations stationaries, Mr.Diamond. Please note that Diamond is not his nickname but his real anme so you won't get busted for calling him diamond, let alone the fact that hhe's incapable of busting you.

Medical facilities
There are no medical facilities within the campus, but if you are not feeling well, they take you to a doctor who lives nearby the hostel at round 8 in the morning. The fees is rs.50, so if you have headache, fever or diarrhoea, you need not waste your Rs.50 for it0 because he always prescribes a paracetamol tablet(thrice a day) for fever and headache and Lopamide tablets(twice a day) for diarrhoea.

What is a CAFAC?
Quite simple, witty, idiotic and absurd- Confidential Area For Alien Communications has been one of the hotspots for several repeaters with uncontrolled libido- may it be boys or girls. 

The opposite sex is treated as an alien in the Elamthuruthy hostel. Spotted ocassionally loitering around the men's hostel, these girls ride no UFOs but can be seen clearly looking at us from the 'heavens' above like little angels. With their faces partially covered by veils or curtains, they peer in through the holes in the space-time lamina between both the hostels. The only sites where mutual connections can be observed was at 2nd Teir Bathrooms no:8 and 9. Although tireless efforts are being made from the side of our juniors to establish a connection via cabin 7, RBMH1 has nothing to do with it.

The girls must have found it very entertaining, yet it is a heart-breaking news that a few girls were caught red-handed (or red-eyed) by Prof. P C Thomas for their merciless mouthlooking.
God help them all.
Amen.

If you are a biology student like us RBMH1 guys, I would recommend you not to miss out the real action scenes of 2nd teir Bathroom no:11. Notoriously known for the massive cockroach matings, this is one of the hotspots for watching live copulation of adult cockroaches. We were decent enough to give them privacy, and I hope the forthcoming batches would be kind enough to give them the same.

Timings: Action at full swing from 11 pm to 1 am.

P.S.: Do not report this to Joseph sir because he would start conducting feild studies and giving you assignments on Cockroach's reproductive System and all higher level topics. To get thru the entrance, you'll need only the help of the latest NCERT text books.